A 90-year-old man married a 26-year-old woman. And the next morning, he walked into breakfast whistling. His best friend, Walter, stared at him in disbelief. “Arthur! You’re 90! How did …
11. ARTHUR’S 80-YEAR-OLD FRIEND ASKED ONE SERIOUS QUESTION—HIS ANSWER TURNED THE MOMENT INTO A COMEDY. Read More A 90-year-old man married a 26-year-old woman. And the next morning, he walked into breakfast whistling. His best friend, Walter, stared at him in disbelief. “Arthur! You’re 90! How did …
14. “DON’T WORRY ABOUT MY HEART,” ARTHUR SAID—WHAT HE ADDED NEXT MADE HIS BEST FRIEND CRY LAUGHING. Read More A 90-year-old man married a 26-year-old woman. And the next morning, he walked into breakfast whistling. His best friend, Walter, stared at him in disbelief. “Arthur! You’re 90! How did …
15. HIS 80-YEAR-OLD BEST FRIEND EXPECTED A SERIOUS ANSWER ABOUT ARTHUR’S HEART—INSTEAD, HE GOT THE JOKE OF HIS LIFE. Read More A 90-year-old man married a 26-year-old woman. And the next morning, he walked into breakfast whistling. His best friend, Walter, stared at him in disbelief. “Arthur! You’re 90! How did …
16. ARTHUR’S HEART WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE PROBLEM—BUT HIS ANSWER HAD HIS BEST FRIEND WIPING AWAY TEARS. Read More A 90-year-old man married a 26-year-old woman. And the next morning, he walked into breakfast whistling. His best friend, Walter, stared at him in disbelief. “Arthur! You’re 90! How did …
17. “ARTHUR, ARE YOU SURE YOUR HEART CAN HANDLE THIS?” HIS FRIEND ASKED—THE REPLY WAS PRICELESS. Read More A 90-year-old man married a 26-year-old woman. And the next morning, he walked into breakfast whistling. His best friend, Walter, stared at him in disbelief. “Arthur! You’re 90! How did …
19. HE ASKED ARTHUR HOW HIS HEART SURVIVED—ARTHUR’S ANSWER MADE HIS 80-YEAR-OLD FRIEND LAUGH UNTIL HE CRIED. Read More A 90-year-old man married a 26-year-old woman. And the next morning, he walked into breakfast whistling. His best friend, Walter, stared at him in disbelief. “Arthur! You’re 90! How did …
20. “MY HEART WASN’T THE PROBLEM…” ARTHUR PAUSED—THEN HIS BEST FRIEND BURST OUT LAUGHING. Read More A 90-year-old man married a 26-year-old woman. And the next morning, he walked into breakfast whistling. His best friend, Walter, stared at him in disbelief. “Arthur! You’re 90! How did …
24. “I WASN’T WORRIED ABOUT MY HEART,” ARTHUR SAID—HIS FRIEND’S REACTION WAS ABSOLUTELY PRICELESS. Read More A 90-year-old man married a 26-year-old woman. And the next morning, he walked into breakfast whistling. His best friend, Walter, stared at him in disbelief. “Arthur! You’re 90! How did …
25. ARTHUR’S BEST FRIEND THOUGHT THE NIGHT WOULD END IN A HEART ATTACK—INSTEAD, ARTHUR GAVE HIM A REASON TO CRY FROM LAUGHTER. Read More A 90-year-old man married a 26-year-old woman. And the next morning, he walked into breakfast whistling. His best friend, Walter, stared at him in disbelief. “Arthur! You’re 90! How did …
26. HIS 80-YEAR-OLD FRIEND ASKED, “WHAT ABOUT YOUR HEART?”—ARTHUR’S RESPONSE LEFT HIM BENT OVER LAUGHING. Read More